10 Dogs Who Just Can’t Get the Job Done

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Not every dog is a natural at their job, and that’s where the fun begins. Some breeds were once fierce hunters or tireless herders, but over time, their personalities have rewritten their résumés. Instead of tackling tasks, they tackle couches or turn guarding duties into napping marathons. Here are ten dogs that may flop at their traditional roles, but they nail being lovable and full of character.

Afghan Hound

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Afghan hounds feature silky coats and striking features. They were bred for hunting in Afghanistan’s mountains, which is probably why they’re lightning-fast, clocking speeds up to 40 mph. But that independent mind often makes training a nightmare. So, expect a gaze of indifference if they decide your task isn’t worth their energy. 

Bulldog

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Once known for their fierce bull-baiting skills, Bulldogs have evolved into laid-back companions over the years due to selective breeding. Their wide chests and flat faces cause breathing issues, which makes physical exertion difficult. These dogs prefer short walks and long naps. Plus, heat and excitement quickly wear them out. 

Bloodhound

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If a nose had IQ scores, bloodhounds would be geniuses. With 230 million scent receptors, bloodhounds can track days-old trails. Yet, this single-minded sniffing leads to a one-track mind. Once they catch a scent, good luck getting their attention back. Known to get lost in their own mission, they’re detectives who ignore the chief’s orders.

Dalmatian

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Those famous spots once dashed alongside horse-drawn coaches, keeping fire brigades company. Dalmatians have the stamina for miles of running but lack the discipline for consistent jobs. What starts as a guard duty often ends in chaotic sprints and nervous barking. Consistency isn’t their strong suit, but boy, do they look good in action.

Pekingese

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Originally palace protectors in ancient China, Pekingese carry themselves like royalty. With their lion-like manes and dignified expressions, they look ready for duty—but only when they feel like it. Stubborn and prone to lounging, they see guard work as beneath them. Instead of barking an alert, they might grunt and return to napping. 

Chow Chow 

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Chow chows were bred for guarding and hunting, and their independent nature reflects this history. For these dogs, independence means they get to decide when to listen. Commands are optional, and their loyalty is selective. If a chow deems you unworthy of attention, that’s the end of it. They’re fiercely loyal to their chosen humans but can be aloof, even dismissive. 

Basset Hound

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Those soulful eyes and floppy ears hide a master tracker. Basset Hounds excel at scent work, trailing smells for miles. But their low-to-the-ground bodies and relaxed attitudes mean there’s no urgency. A basset hound’s stubbornness adds to the challenge; if they decide a trail isn’t exciting, they’ll quit mid-hunt.

Old English Sheepdog

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Covered in shaggy fur, Old English Sheepdogs once herded livestock through fields. However, modern versions find their own hair getting in the way. Grooming demands are high, and all that fluff hinders vision and movement. Instead of herding sheep, they sometimes wander aimlessly or trip over their own paws.

Shih Tzu

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Shih Tzus once guarded palaces against rats. Today, they’re far more interested in pillows than pests. Their small size suits the job, but their personalities don’t. Pampered and playful, they’d rather cuddle than chase vermin. Show them a rat, and they might offer a curious sniff before retreating to their cushioned throne. 

Great Dane

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Towering over most breeds, Great Danes were bred to protect estates from intruders. Friendly, gentle, and sometimes timid, they’re more likely to humbly greet strangers with a wagging tail than a growl. As guardians, they’re all bark and no bite. These giants have hearts of gold, but in the security world, they’d rather be lovers than fighters.

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